One day death came to a Guy and said, Hey, today is your last day.😒

One day death came to a Guy and said, Hey, today is your last day.😒


Guy, But I'm not ready!😭

Death said, Well today your name is the first on my list.😉

Guy, Okay then why don't you take a seat and we will drink a COFFEE☕ before we go😊?

Death☠️, All right.

The Guy gave Death some COFFEE with sleeping pills in it😅. Death finished COFFEE and fell into a deep sleep!!! The Guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put at the bottom of the list!!😌

When Death woke up he said to the Guy, Because you have been so nice to me now I will start my job from the BOTTOM of the list.😇
😂😂😂😂😂💔

Who say village people don't exist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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